“Just you wait until they’re two, my friend!” “You don’t know you’re born! Turning two ruined my life!” “They’re all cute and cuddly now. Then they turn two and you realise how easy it was!” “Make the most of the smiles mate! They become possessed when they hit two!” “Worst age ever is two to … More Monday 10 July 2017 – Terrible Two’s Doesn’t Start At Two.
I have never understood these… things. I use the general term so loosely, because I have no real idea as to what they actually are. I do remember watching it as a kid and I just thought the whole show was a little creepy. Anyway, it is based in a field, really. The terrain is … More Tuesday 06 June 2017 – The Teletubbies: My Opinion.
Dad, It’s not easy for me to write this letter, and I’m sure it’s difficult to read. There were times in my life when I thought I needed you there, to help me or guide me, but I eventually realised that growing up without you was the best thing you ever did for me. There … More Tuesday 30 May 2017 – Letter To My “Father”.
I don’t know what sleep feels like, I’m sure I will do soon, For now I’ll have a coffee, Or maybe even two, But first I’ll change your nappy, Or the house will smell of poo, Now let’s find you some clothes, And go and grab some food, But first let’s change your sister, It … More Thursday 25 May 2017 – Child Friendly-ish Poem.
Parents! I am going to pitch you an idea I have just come up with, and it is the best idea ever. Now, we’ve all watched a children’s movie more times than we’d like admit. My two love Ice Age 5. Not 1, 2, 3, or 4 – just 5. I can tell you … More Monday 22 May 2017 – BEST IDEA EVER!
We have two little monsters under two, and they demand everything from me and Char. Noah can say the odd word here and there, but Amelia is only fluent in blowing spit bubbles. With that being said, we have become interpreters in each form of bizarre language. With these self-taught skills, we would be able … More Thursday 18 May 2017 – Ultimate Baby Guide.
Me and Char have been married for almost six years now. We’ve been through thick and thin together, and I’m still breathing so I’m obviously doing something right. The problem is, nothing challenges you as a couple more than having a child. And when the sleep deprivation is at it’s peak, you must avoid doing … More Monday 15 May 2017 – How To Piss Off Your Wife!
I don’t know about you, but I google pretty much everything. They are pointless web searches most of the time, and it’s more to satisfy my curiosity of something I randomly think or have seen on TV etc. In the past, I’ve googled random thoughts such as: “How much is Apple worth?”, “When will the … More Friday 12 May 2017 – A Dad’s Internet Browser History
The Rules 1 – Thank the person who tagged you and link back to their post. 2 – Copy and paste the rules into your post. 3 – List 5 famous people who are in your exemption list and explain why (an exemption list is a list of famous people you could do naughty things … More 10 For 10 – Blogger Award.