Wednesday 10 May 2017 – Parenting Is Not A Competition! 

I haven’t been a dad for very long, but I have seen so much competition when it comes to parenting.  It doesn’t just occur in my everyday surroundings, it also takes place on TV.  That being said, it is publicised and shown to people like me and you – some of us choose to just … More Wednesday 10 May 2017 – Parenting Is Not A Competition! 

Monday 08 May 2017 – 16 Things Family & Friends Need To Know When We Visit Them.

We will be bringing more baby spares and essentials to cover every single potential baby issue.  These array of items will not be contained in one large bag.  We will have numerous small, irritating bags that you will continue to trip up over for the duration of our stay. Screaming is inevitable, at any time … More Monday 08 May 2017 – 16 Things Family & Friends Need To Know When We Visit Them.

Sunday 07 May 2017 – If Postman Pat Wrote A Blog.

I woke up this morning with a bar mat stuck to my face, vomit acting as glue.  The last thing I remember is dropping off the phallus-shaped parcel to our local copper, Arthur Selby.  Must be a new service truncheon issue; not sure why the sender email was customercare@lovehoney.com; but I digress.  I promised Sara … More Sunday 07 May 2017 – If Postman Pat Wrote A Blog.

Saturday 06 May 2017 – 5 Pointless Baby/Toddler Products That You Don’t Need.

In the interest of saving you some money, I have created a list of the stupidest, money grabbing baby products, that only benefit the companies producing the shit.  I have purchased some of these not knowing they were useless, and other products I have been told are crap by other users.  Now, I must stress … More Saturday 06 May 2017 – 5 Pointless Baby/Toddler Products That You Don’t Need.

Tuesday 02 May 2017 – Armani, Gucci and The Dad.

Fashion.  Where to begin with fashion these days.  If its not models walking down the catwalk wearing a bread bin on their head, its Lady Gaga wearing a meat dress.  How does an average, run-of-the-mill dad compete with these stylish motherfuckers?  Simple, he doesn’t.  I mean, whats the point?  Its only going to end up … More Tuesday 02 May 2017 – Armani, Gucci and The Dad.