I have been a father for almost two years now. There have been high points and there have been low points. But as I have learnt from my short experience, there isn’t a book, a DVD, a class, a pamphlet or a bloody professor in the land that can tell you exactly what to do … More Thursday 11 May 2017 – The Dad Manual.
I haven’t been a dad for very long, but I have seen so much competition when it comes to parenting. It doesn’t just occur in my everyday surroundings, it also takes place on TV. That being said, it is publicised and shown to people like me and you – some of us choose to just … More Wednesday 10 May 2017 – Parenting Is Not A Competition!
Me and Char lie to our kids everyday, and we have no shame. Most of these lies will help you, the parent, so…. you’re welcome! “When the ice cream van plays the music, it means they’ve run out of ice cream, sorry.” “No, you can’t have any of this chocolate, it has alcohol in it.” … More Tuesday 09 May 2017 – Lies We Tell Our Children.
We will be bringing more baby spares and essentials to cover every single potential baby issue. These array of items will not be contained in one large bag. We will have numerous small, irritating bags that you will continue to trip up over for the duration of our stay. Screaming is inevitable, at any time … More Monday 08 May 2017 – 16 Things Family & Friends Need To Know When We Visit Them.
I have only recently started blogging, and it is by far, one of the best decisions I’ve made in my life (as is this cup of tea with custard cream biscuits sitting beside me!) – I really enjoy it. I have always enjoyed writing, and I always have a book in my hand. You can … More Monday 08 May 2017 – What’s The Blogging Point?!
I woke up this morning with a bar mat stuck to my face, vomit acting as glue. The last thing I remember is dropping off the phallus-shaped parcel to our local copper, Arthur Selby. Must be a new service truncheon issue; not sure why the sender email was firstname.lastname@example.org; but I digress. I promised Sara … More Sunday 07 May 2017 – If Postman Pat Wrote A Blog.
In the interest of saving you some money, I have created a list of the stupidest, money grabbing baby products, that only benefit the companies producing the shit. I have purchased some of these not knowing they were useless, and other products I have been told are crap by other users. Now, I must stress … More Saturday 06 May 2017 – 5 Pointless Baby/Toddler Products That You Don’t Need.
With all the wisdom and hope in the world, no one can prepare you for becoming a dad. I had books and pamphlets that I had accumulated over time and I read into every single possible thing I could. I watched TV shows such as One Born Every Minute, and I come away feeling confident. … More Thursday 04 May 2017 – FAQ’s For Dad’s.
Fashion. Where to begin with fashion these days. If its not models walking down the catwalk wearing a bread bin on their head, its Lady Gaga wearing a meat dress. How does an average, run-of-the-mill dad compete with these stylish motherfuckers? Simple, he doesn’t. I mean, whats the point? Its only going to end up … More Tuesday 02 May 2017 – Armani, Gucci and The Dad.
I have never been a daredevil or a stuntman wannabe. I haven’t had a desire to jump through rings of fire or throw myself from a burning building into a kiddies play pool. I wouldn’t worry about ailments I procured in my time on earth, and I would shrug off each cough, ache and pain, … More Monday 01 May 2017 – Hypochondria and Fears.